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The Best Blog Ever...Not Really


cchhrriisss:

obsidiian:

awwww-cute:

Won’t settle for another spot

I NEED ONE

OH MY GOD

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down




shiny-cradily:

Kanto Badges & their obtained locations

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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bagelbrother:

someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay

tumbl-e-r-i-n:

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

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cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé




toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place




  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today


I try to make this blog about my life, but I really just blog about random things.





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